Ark Improvement

The Lord said, "Build and ark" so that's what we're gonna do!
He provides the plans and we provide the power tools.
Though we've never built an ark before, we know He'll help us through it:
He gives his children no command, unless there's a way that they can do it!

So strap on your tool belt, pass me the plans, toss me a tape measure too.

Somebody sell me a circular saw: We've got a lot of building to do.

Hey, hey, hey, hand ma a hammer, give me some nails
Galvanized so they don't rust.

When men predict sun, but God calls for rain,

You can bet that it's in God that we trust.

Saw that lumber! Sand that wood! Build that ark now!

I guarantee a crowd will come to see
The biggest boat in the whole neighborhood.

So tighten the tool belt, put in a pliers,
Grab your steel-bodied carpenter's square.

I got a high-torque no-load cordless screwdriver.

Glad to see you came prepared!

Well, I've got a carbide tipped twenty-four inch blade,
Can cut through an eight-inch stack!

And here's a cordless 9.6 volt drill with a removable battery pack.

Saw that lumber! Sand that wood! Build a great ark!

And make it right so it stays real tight
And floats just like a good little ark should.

Gotta make a place for the lions and the tigers and bears

Oh, my!

The unclean by sevens and the clean beasts will come in pairs.
We'll have rhino's and kittens and spiders and toads, skunk and kangaroo
All
Phew!

Elephants, gorillas and camels and cows

I think we'll need the Lysol too!

Saw that lumber! Sand that wood! Build the big one!

Gotta build a stall for critters great and small
Just like God said we should.

So hitch up your tool belt, pass me the pitch
Use an all-natural boar bristle brush.

I got a detail sander to smooth out the flaws, 'cause we don't have to rush.

We've got our slip-joint, arc-joint, duck-billed pliers
And a color-coded nut driver set.

Guess we're ready for anything
Boys there's just one thing you DID forget...

Saw that lumber! Sand that wood! Build the big one!
It's gotta be done before the big rains come,
Using Number One Grade Gopher wood.
Using Number One Grade Gopher wood.
Using Number One Grade Gopher wood.

Because he said we should!