We got your call and we came right away!
So tell me, Dad, what must be done?
You know that you can depend on Japheth, you first born son!
Dad? Dad? ) Shem!

Hey, Dad!

We came as soon as we could.

Have you got the plans? Did you buy the wood?
If you need a boat built before the storm,
Just leave it to "the tool man", Shem, your second born.

Your not the tool man.

Of course I am!

And what am I?

You? Ha!

Dad, Dad! We got the news!

But you spoke too fast, now Ham is really confused!

How did this happen? Please explain!
Where are the forty aardvarks building gopher boats in the pouring rain?

What?

Ha-ha-ha-ha
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What?

What!

God is sending a mighty rain, unlike any rain ever felt here before.
It will cover the streets, the buildings, the mountains, and then it will rain some more.
The earth will be baptized with water, she must be washed clean of man's ev'ry sin.
For in earth's great battle between good and evil, the evil is beginning to win.

And how could He send children down here
To choose between darkness and light
When no choice remains? He must send the rains
To wash away evil's black night.

Now together we must build an ark: To shelter a pair of each living thing.
We'll gather the birds, the insects, the animals: We must not forget anything.
And we will all enter the ark too, as will anyone else who will fight for Good.
For forty days the rain will pour down on our ark built of gopher wood.

Gopher wood? I've never heard of it!

That's right, we'll have to grow it ourselves.

So this will take years!

Yes, that's the idea: Time enough for every soul to hear.

Every soul?
Yes.

Radio!

T. V. too.

They will laugh...

Yes, we know that's true.

Noah And while we build what God has commanded:
A boat as big as the Superdome -
Will you gather the feed the animals will need for a year -
At least - in our floating home?

Yes, dear. Were there any specifics given?

Just for the ark I'm afraid.

So we're on our own...

Yes, But you're not alone, and you know I have the utmost faith in you.

And in me?

Yes, and in you.

And in me?

Yes, and in you.

And in me too?

Yes, and in you too.

Phew!